Tuesday, October 28, 2014

CELTA Confessions

Week 3 of CELTA....

1.
One of my favorite elementary students from the last two weeks said hi to me in the hallway. I asked him if he liked the new teachers. He said, "Yes, they are very good, very good at teaching." I was happy but jealous.

2.
Tried not to, but laughed loudly when one of our female students wrote a fellow teacher two questions:
1. Do you have a girlfriend? 2. How many girlfriends do you have?

3.
Felt a sharp pang when one of our female students (35) said the question "What is your biggest dream?" was the most difficult one because she had so many big dreams as a child and now thinks they are impossible.

4.
When I guess the age of my Asian students, I am at least 10 years off. Sometimes 15! "Oh, her? I think she's 28." "Dude, she's 40." O.O

5.
Craved the partying that's happening on Friday. It's Monday, and I normally don't drink. Oh Celta...

6.
Wondering when I'm going to make a mistake and say shop-ping like the students. Two of 5 teachers so far...

7.
My instructor told us she'd be back in five minutes. She isn't. We're ready to mutiny.

8.
I hate the overhead but my board writing is so scratchy my instructor "suggested" using it. I thought my handwriting would have improved since third grade, but it didn't. Damn.


Sunday, October 26, 2014

Half Way There-CELTA


Seems like I can only catch up on blogging on the weekend. So here are some highlights from my week! 

Milestones

21/10/14
Heard my first thundercrack in Bangkok. A friend was teaching the lesson, and the rest of us nearly jumped out of our seats when the thundercrack hit. The lights flickered, we nervously laughed, and the students just grinned at us, surely thinking in all of their L1s, "Noobs."

21/10/14
Taught my third lesson. Much better outcomes-improved on all of my mistakes from the first two lessons. I incorporated a lot more games and pair work, as my elementary students are mostly visual- kinesthetic learners. However, their primary aim is to improve their speaking skills. Many of them are uncomfortable about making speaking mistakes while talking to the teacher, so I gave them paired activities.  Of course, also had some new criteria to improve on. I still struggled to give clear directions without talking at length. I realized I'm enjoying CELTA so much because it is so challenging to constantly self-monitor and stop yourself from repeating teaching habits you've witnessed for more than ten years. In this sense, I count myself lucky that I don't have teaching experience.

22/10/14
Never thought I'd come to this, but as of this date, I'm a convert to skirts and dresses. The humidity is so damn oppressive (and it's mild at this point of the year) that wearing pants means you feel sticky all day. As much as I dislike the expectation that women should be wearing skirts/dresses, I reconsider and come to the conclusion men have it worse. They are expected to wear long pants, a long-sleeved dress shirt and a tie. (The most oppressive and ridiculous dress expectation know to man, as my Australian coworker said.)


23/10/14
Divali! Had a great night celebrating Divali, an Indian holdiay, with bf's family after I came home from IH.  As is customary, they cleaned the house until it was spotless, and everyone showered. We lit some diyas (candles) inside and outside the house. Then I helped bf's Mum create a rangoli outside of the door on the tile floor. She was a little bit embarrassed because she thought it looked childish (not very intricate) but I thought it was beautiful. We used water-color paints, and her neighbors used dyed rice. I asked why they chose different mediums, and she explained that she didn't want to waste the rice, and that the rice designs, which take a few hours to create, are often destroyed by careless tenants walking past on the stairs. After we were finished with the rangoli, we went inside to change. For Divali, you dress up to look your best.


Painting our rangoli




Finished rangoli








Neighbors' rice rangoli





There are many interpretations of Divali, but the one that was explained to me by my bf's Mum, as they are Hindu, is that it is a celebration of the return of Rama after he returns from 14 years of exile. I asked her to explain it, but she laughed and said it was a long story, so she gave me a children's comic instead. But the rangoli and the diyas are to welcome Rama and celebrate his return and the larger triumphs of good over evil. Afterwords, she helped me dress up in a beautiful pink and green sari. We took some pictures, and then we said some prayers and thanks to Ganesha, who is known as the remover of obstacles, and is worshiped for his valor and wisdom. One of the stages of this was to tie on a friendship bracelet. It struck me that the pairing of the humbleness and celebration was very similar to what I've seen and experienced around Christmas and especially Easter. After the prayers, we ate some delicious food that bf's Mum had prepared.

Offerings for Ganesha
Sweet potato patty with chickpeas and tamarind sauce and yogurt
and vada with coconut chutney




24/10/14
Switched from elementary students to intermediate students. I'm really going to miss my elementary students. It was so fun to pick up on their group dynamics and individual personalities. They were also a bit of jokesters, much more so than the intermediate students. But I'm sure I'll learn to appreciate the intermediate students soon. My next lesson with them is on Tuesday.

24/10/14
 Had my first tequila shot! Celta crew went to a nearby pub to decompress and celebrate passing the half-way mark. One of the women ordered a round of shots on the house, figured it was a great time to try one. I used the chaser at the end, but I didn't need to. I thought it would be a lot more difficult to chug and was surprised that I was able to handle it. Now I understand, though, when people say it goes straight to your head. Everyone was finally laughing, letting go of all the stress from the last two weeks. Had a great time getting to know more of my CELTA mates. During the course, we're always stressing about the next lesson, about how our lesson went, about the hordes of new information we have to apply every day. Before the bar, hadn't actually gotten to know them much as individuals. But I'd already had half a glass of wine and hadn't had dinner, so I played it safe and called my bf to come pick me up.


Sunday, October 19, 2014

CELTA-first week done!

I've completed the first week of my CELTA course. I was warned that it would be too time consuming for a temporary job/sight-seeing, and it has lived up to its claim. So that's why I don't have too many pictures of Bangkok at the moment. But I have accomplished a few things, like....

My First Lesson!
           Taught my first lesson on Wednesday, day three of the course. It went pretty terribly, but I did manage to "pass". I was teaching a reading lesson, but as most of the learners are taking the course to improve their speaking skills, I was supposed to get them talking about the material. We do that by staging a "lead in" story/anecdote/question, etc. So, I asked, "Who has a job?" as my first question of the lesson. It took me about two seconds after the fact to remember that on Monday, when we'd interviewed our students, I'd learned none of them had jobs. As I watched all of them become uncomfortable because of the question, a small voice inside me muttered, "None of them have jobs because they are all refugees or asylum seekers, you idiot." Clearly, I had not thought through my questions when planning the lesson. It was hard to recover from that gaff, but despite the students not speaking much at all, the lesson went over all right. I stumbled over giving clear, short directions for the activities, but they understood.


Taking Pictures of Food

Sweet potato patties and paneer (middle)

pumpkin soup

Bean noodles (boonsen) with phanang curry (Thai)


Building Rapport with My Learners
       I have an interesting mix of students. Though I'm learning to teach in Bangkok, only one of my students is Thai. Four of my students are Pakistani, two are Japanese, one is Somali, one is Sri Lankan, and one is Chinese. This makes the class special, because the students are less likely to speak in their L1 (native language). Managed to crack a few lame jokes, and made a point of using their names and smiling more while I taught.

Upset stomach and homesickness....
    Solution? Coconut milk (settles the stomach) and making pizza! Bf's Dad recently traveled to Europe for business, and brought back some delicious cheeses. The pizza didn't taste like American pizza at all, but it did help. As did the glass of wine we had with it ;)


Guess this cheese?
Fresh!








Monday, October 13, 2014

Initial Impressions-Welcome to Bangkok!

 
I've been in Bangkok for 3 days. To be honest, I haven't explored much at all. Been working on my pre-class CELTA task, which takes about 20 hours to complete. But I have managed to explore a little.


Location:

       I'm currently living in the Lumphini region of Bangkok. If you want to find it in the image, follow the bottom of the blue line to the right four squares. It's easily accessible by the Mass Rapid Transit Authority (MRTA). To get to my CELTA course at the International House, I take the MRTA one stop west to Si Lom.  I'll be moving to a different region after I finish my CELTA course and get hired for my first teaching job (sometime in November).
      


Lumphini seems to be a pretty well-off area. A few embassies are near-by, and I've seen a number of farangs/ex-pats walking the narrow sidewalks. There is a huge park nearby (Lumphini Park), but I haven't been to it yet. Went to a smaller one yesterday. I'm staying in an apartment complex which is about 5 minutes from the MRTA. It has a nice pool, but I haven't had any time to swim, yet.




















Food
       In a bit of an interesting situation, because so far, I've only had one Thai meal. Today, I went with bf and his friend to Central Lat Phrao mall (on the MRTA) and we had some Thai food there. I was told not to order anything that had the word "spicy" in it, which was a good call. The non-spicy food made me tear-up. I'm trying to gradually build up my spicy food tolerance. Anyway, it contained seafood (shrimp, octopus, identified squishy things) and pork and rice noodles, and it was delicious. I'll try to take photos next time. When we went to the local park, bf's Mum was really nice and bought us all young-coconuts to drink and eat. About 10 baht each, which is about 40cents US. 
Otherwise have been eating bf's mum's (South) Indian cooking. Also failed to take photos of that. Woops. Morning glory (spinach) and snake gourd, and round gourd, lentil soup, Thai tom kha (spicy mushroom soup).


Adjusting
       I was really worried about the horrendous time change difference (11 hours), but I seem to be doing pretty well with it. I made sure to try to sleep on Bangkok time on my two 9 hour flights and 6 hour layover from New York to Moscow to Bangkok.  I've been waking up around 4-6 AM and passing out by 7pm. Which is actually pretty nice, because by 8 AM it is knarly humid outside. That said, I ran a slight fever yesterday [no worries, Mum :) ], so it seems the heat/humidity combo is getting to me a bit.